![]() 10/30/2014 at 12:26 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Looks like the glorification of every single thing Jalopnik has been criticizing in the last decade.
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Jonathan Hack for Volvo SPONSOREDPromoted by Volvo
!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! — 64 full days of getting from point A to point B. That's equivalent to watching every episode of Breaking Bad 32.6 times (don't put it past me). As a driver, it's your duty to own this potential, and lots of car companies are already willing to help you… !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!!
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it's got to be a troll, or this person should be clubbed.
![]() 10/30/2014 at 12:37 |
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Don't ask questions. Embrace your new Volvo overlords.
![]() 10/30/2014 at 12:39 |
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They've been at it for months.
![]() 10/30/2014 at 12:42 |
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Well they are Sweedish, Trolls are still in there.
![]() 10/30/2014 at 12:42 |
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LOL this is excellent !
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His name is "Hack". What do you expect?
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This is my favorite one, it's basically saying that worst part of a road trip is... the driving ! Haha that has been done on purpose, right ?
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If you're rolling solo, go full-karaoke by using your smartphone (or Sensus) to play Pandora , Rdio , or any compatible music app you desire. You can also set up Instapaper to read your favorite websites to you, allowing you to catch up on news, weather, and stocks rather than subjecting yourself to the local radio fuzz.
Riding with a friend? Impress them and avoid wasting your time at shoddy diners by eating at a Food Network-worthy restaurant. Download TVFoodMaps , an app that shows you which TV-acclaimed restaurants are in your path. Sure, making your own discoveries has a charm of its own, but spending $15 on undercooked chicken doesn't.
Being productive in your car doesn't have to be the road less traveled. Volvo's Sensus ensures these groundbreaking conveniences are just a voice command away. Learn more here .
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Like we do the seals?
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Man. I love being unproductive in my car. All u need is a radio son.
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The only thing that really annoys me about driving is some other drivers. So unless there's an app that fires a high powered laser at everyone that cuts me off or does something dumb, I'll pass.
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Clearly this is targeted to people in LA.
![]() 10/30/2014 at 13:22 |
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Would you be willing to accept missiles?
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Missiles could work.
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exactly.